Thursday, March 12, 2009

Secret Agent Mom...

OK, so here's another one of my pluses to living in NYC. This quoted from last months issue of NY Mag's Top Reasons We Love NY: "We can choose to be invisible or not". Well, in NYC there are more visibles than not.

But this statement is so true. There are some days, I feel like a million dollars and I want the whole world to share in my joy. I leave the apt with the shiniest "Charles Angel high-gloss, high-bounce hair" and the most perfect ensemble even Anna Wintour couldn't help acknowledge me in the Conde-Nasty elevators one day. Then there are the hat, large sunglasses and the most non-decsript jacket in the closet days.

These days, for some reason, every man on the street stops and stares. According to mommie friends, its the hormones and the extra glow from being preggers. "Plus you're hot, stupid", claimed one friend. What ever it is, I like the extra glow part.

Never did I think I was ever going to become a mommie. Like I said, not until Super French Dude came along. So, I was never into baby showers, baby-anything. As a matter of fact, I dont think I ever attended a baby shower. My Saturday's were usually spent brunching, spaing, shopping and lazily nursing a hang-over from the weeks activites. Plus, none of my girlfriends have babies, want babies or would know what to do if a baby was handed them. So, hence I never knew what was fashionable for babies and mommies.

So, these days, not only myself but SF as well, we catch ourselves peeping out other parents. What strollers they're pushing along through Central Park, what accessories are in the strollers, etc. Because you wouldn't dare be caught in NYC with an inferior stroller. Nuu-uuhhh. We also comment on child discipline. Usually chiming in, "oh our baby is not going to be spoiled like that".

But, more importantly for me, I check out what other fashionable mommies are wearing on the streets of NYC. Oh, you can easily tell who lives in NY and who commutes from the burbs for work. I'm talking about skinny maternity jeans, topped with a cool Alexander McQueen screen tee topped with a fitted yet breathable, open-button red blazer or the super-fit, super classic, yet ever so-elegant cashmere sweater dress with a semi-plunging v-neck. Wait, that's my look.

I love walking down the street and secretly watching other moms to be. I inspect every layer and every piece. Sometimes thinking "inspiration or "uggghh what the hell are you thinking". But, no matter, this is such an unusual activity to be partaking in. It's so new and I know short lived, that I am enjoying every second of it. Because who knows what happens once baby frenchie gets here.

Oh plus # 40 (with excerpt below) on "Why We Love NYC"... Our Pregnant Woman Kick Ass!!




It’s not easy being pregnant in New York. No one offers you a seat on the subway. Everything smells terrible. It’s normal to walk twenty blocks through rain and heat and snow, just like a postman, except nonunion and with the mail sack tied to your abdomen. There’s remarkable pressure to look stylish and put together even when your ankles have swollen up to the size of Murray’s bagels.


Which is why there was something perversely inspiring about the way that, one week before giving birth to Archie Arnett, Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler went out there swinging, her immense belly swaying over the “Weekend Update” desk, performing a wild, aggressive Sarah Palin rap—effortlessly shooting down both a dancing moose and the actual Sarah Palin. Anchor Campbell Brown savaged spin doctors throughout her first trimester, sharpened by fuzz-head hormones that fell other women.

Saint Angelina alighted here for a while; even Ashlee Simpson named her son Bronx Mowgli, which is a lousy name, but let’s take it as a compliment.

But maybe it’s the ordinary pregnant woman in New York who should get our salute. Here’s to you, belly-first lady striding through the heat ripples of August! Try and ignore it when people scream “You’re huge” or “I can tell you’re having a girl, they steal the mother’s beauty.” Take it easy walking down the broken stairs to the F train, and here, have a seat. Just don’t name your child “Roosevelt Island.”

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Whats in a Name?

For the few of you who know I'm Ms Preggers and are wondering and have asked about the title of the blog, here goes:

For those of us who are avid readers of literary greats, many, may or may not know Great Expectations was first serialized in All Year Round (which was an English literary magazine); but mine is more like nine months round.

But, unlike Pip, my expectations with this journey involves more than the sum of four parts; its more like nine. Hence Nine Months Round.

And unlike, Pip, mine isn't about social mobility, guilt, or revenge its just about steering myself happily and safely on this trip.

Lastly, as in the alternative ending to Great Expectations. Mine will be a happy begining as well :)

Friday, February 27, 2009

Regressive Cravings


Eureka, I just realized that everything Ive been craving for are foods I used to love as a child. Tacos, cheeseburgers, sweet and sour plum candy, anpan and mango with salt and chilli. Yumm. All, if not most of these foods I haven't had in over two decades. I guess its true, we always go back to our roots.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Wild Woman


"Some women arent meant to be tamed they just need someone to run wild with”.
Well, I found my someone to run wild with and Im glad he's Baby Frenchie's daddy.


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Dont Cry for Me Argentina!

OK, I don't know what's more exhausting, the natural exhaustion and fatigue associated with pregnancy or crying.

Yes, I was warned that I would become much more emotional, but I didn't expect this. Super Frenchie just laughs at me and thinks its the cutest thing ever because he says it not my personality. And this I know. Well, at least I'm not bitchy or moody; it would be disastrous and fatal if I were moody and bithcy instead. If this were the case I just have to induce myself into hibernation until the baby comes out. Fighting or bitchiness is exhausting, tiring and boring. There's something much more satifying about crying. Its like cleansing.

So I cry. And crying I have down; real glob-size tears, crocodile-size tears, you get it. One day Super Frenchie was cleaning up the room for me and started to put stuff on the bed. I personally don't like anything on the bed. I had asked him not to put anything on the bed - but he dumped the contents of one of my many travel bags on the bed near me so I can sort things for him to organize.

I tried to hold it in - but one of the zip lock bags touched me and I started to bawl... whhhhaaaaaaaaaaa. "I told you, I didn't want anything on the bed" and I just kept crying and crying until I started laughing with him. I cant help it and I don't know what sets it off. Its like a faucet and there's no shortage of the stuff. He laughs and holds me; I think its very endearing.





Another time I was craving for coconut juice. This night I was particularly not in the best of moods. He went down to the local deli and bought me the coconut juice. It wasn't the brand I wanted but to make matters worse it was infused with other flavors. And started to cry as I read aloud "coconut juice with pineapple" I cried, "it says pineapple...pineapple...pineapple". I dont want coconut pineapple...whhhhhhhaaaaaaaa. "Thats all they had bebe", he says, "you have pina colada". That made it worse... I cried til there were no more tears in me. I guess my craving or thrist was stronger then my displeasure with the pineapple part. I drank both cans and gracefully thanked him for going out in the cold to get me some pina-colada.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Fashion Continued


OK, I want to VOMIT - literally and figuratively. I tried looking at the maternity fashions on-line and I wanted to cry and cry and just cry forever. Everything is soooo ugly and cheaply made. Im getting itchy just thinking about it.

Then there are the Pea's In the Pod and all those other supposedly higher-end maternity stores. One word UGLY, UGLY, UGLY (Ok, that was three). Pregnancy doesnt change ones taste or style so Im going to be super depressed if I dont find anything decent to wear. I wish I was in Paris or London shopping for maternity clothes.

Who the hell would wear capris when they're pregnant!??! First of all it's the suburban uniform or as my one girlfriend would say "New Jersey house wife look". They're uflattering no matter what (OK, maybe the pencil denim capri topped with a really cute top). And capris are even uglier when worn pregnant; they make anyone look shorter and just plain blah. I guess, its American fashion for you.
OK, I did some further searching and found a decent site (see pics on left) and Im somewhat happy with regards to fashion again...

Really, No Zaccie P

OK, so I did get an invite to Zac Posen. Even Zaccie P couldnt keep me awake. I tried But sadly no fashion action for me this year or now that I think about it perhaps NEVER! Yikes. Life goes on...

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

No Fashion Mama

So its fashion week here in NY City and the city is buzzing with invites and parties - despite the economy there are still some decent happenings left. Since most of my friends and I have been partying for decades were now very selective as to where were seen and with whom were seen with - plus its just old. So, I'm getting all the 411 filtered and will have it all figured out...

But, I'm telling ya, everyone is getting suspicious. One, I'm not drinking!! Yes, once upon a time, there wasn't a day I didn't drink champagne everyday . Now I need to constantly fill my glass with what ever juice is available. Seven more months and counting...

And, two, luckily the mini-baby doll dresses are still in. But everyone's wondering why I ain't in my red hot pants. I just tell them, "Ive gained some pounds over the Christmas holiday in France. But, no ones buying that either. They know I loose weight when ever I'm in Paris.

Plus, I look and am extremely tired - so I guess I'll have to pass on party invites anyway.

So no fashion for this fashion mama... well except if I get a ticket to Zac Posen then Ill prop my eyes open with tooth picks. But, then again, he has a style and only the ultra-fabulously skinny can get in... maybe next year :(

Monday, February 16, 2009

Gourmand to Fast Food Nation

After years of only dining at the best restaurants in NYC, San Francisco, Paris and London all baby frenchie wants to eat is protein and I'm not talking about fillet Mignon, it only likes cheeseburgers and 99 cent tacos. I told one of my girl friends that Ive suddenly become a new-born carnivore and was craving tacos. She suggested we have lunch at Rosa Mexicana. Nope, baby frenchie gagged at the thought of having an $22 taco meal. You see they dont have the ground beef selection there only the better cuts of meat like flank steak or sirloin cuts

So today, I found myself in line at the Taco Bell in Union Square with all the high school and NYU college kids, not to mention the skateboarders and the random characters that patronize the establishment. I had not been to a Taco Bell since the early nineties and forgot what the menu looked like. I order three crunchy tacos and a burrito supreme to-go. I rush home salivating and hoping Super Frenchie would be too busy to notice what Ive brought home.


Yes, he's in the middle of a meeting, so I rush to the bed room and start munching on my yummy tacos... oh soooo good, yet sooo bad. I don't know that he's even eaten at Taco Bell. I know I'm going to pay for this later. But I cant help it, its what baby frenchie wants. I hope this craving will pass quickly but for now Im a super cheap date :)

Friday, February 6, 2009

TGIF!!!!

Phheeww, what a long week. It was both sensory and information overload.

First, Super Frenchie and I had to scramble and figure out my insurnace situation. I currently am in-between insurance, for many reasons. Ive been consulting and freelancing for a very long time now and allowed my current plan to elapse, this was due to the fact that weve been on vacation for the later part of 2008 and just failed to renew.

Anyway, it only took several unsolicted calls, conversations upon conversations with insurance sales guys from Brooklyn and Queens, not to mention the morning calls to France (yes, we tried to get insurance there as well). And waalaaa, we have it all figured out - thank god, because one more day of this will have driven me to eat more ice cream!

He has a home office and all the stuff to go along with it. Its not my favorite, I absolutley adore the staff, but I hate to have them see me grumpy, moody and looking unglam...But, there is nothing I can do, until the economy gets a whole lot better or we suddenly make millions soon. Im going to have to deal with it and deal with it I will.

Once again SF is so adorable, he got me an educational video on pregnancy. I guess Ill watch it now because its due next week. Byyyeeeee

Sunday, February 1, 2009

You Make Me Feel Like Dancing!



If you're wondering who this is, no, it isn't Richard Simmons. It's Leo Sayer of "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"

This is my song for Super Frenchie. He's so wonderfully silly, extremely cute and utterly adored. And always makes me feel like dancing. Plus we love disco and anything disco-kitchsy

The week we found out we were pregnant he was especially chipper - dancing and singing into the room every morning. Were a silly and happy couple, jumping and hopping around like kids but this week we were both especially estatic and didnt know why.

And now we understand why...

You've got a cute way of talking
You got the better of me
Just snap your fingers and
I'm walking
Like a dog hanging on your lead
I'm in a spin you know
Shaking on a string you know

You make me feel like dancing
I'm gonna dance the night away
You make me feel like dancing
I'm gonna dance the night away
You make feel like dancing
I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away
I feel like dancing dancing ahhh

Quarter to four in the morning
I ain't feeling tired no no no no no
Just hold me tight and leave on the light
Cause I don't want to go home
You put a spell on me
I'm right where you want me to be

You take me higher
I'm gonna catch on fire cause
You make me feel like dancing
I wanna dance the night away
You make me feel like dancing
I'm gonna dance my life away
I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away
I feel like dancing dancing dance the night
feel like dancing dancing dance the night away
I feel like dancing dancing ahhh

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Ice Scream for Ice Cream


It's the constant food item I crave. Mostly vanilla and green tea. Yummmm!!

Exhaustion

Back ache, bed sores, extreme weight gain... this and more if I don't get out of bed soon. I had planned a whole weekend of errands and spa time. Nope, that didn't happen. This whole pregnancy thing goes against my whole being.

I hate staying in bed. But have been here for almost two days! I'm one of those individuals who is awake by 700am and up and about doing random things. I need to be active and stay active.

But these days after emptying the dish washer, I am completely wiped out. I think we may need Nubia back (she is our cleaning lady). Took a nap, for what I thought would be a 45 minute nap, turned out to be a four hour nap. Great, I'm so upset, there goes my day!!

To make matters worse, I am craving meat. I am a vegetarian (occasional seafood, but no meat). I think I dreamt of korean BBQ dancing in my head. Ewwwwww...



First Stage of Wonderwoman's Expectations

Life is never as one plans it - but it always fall in place. This is my greatest motto and luckily how my life is governed.

Super Frenchie and I had discussed having children sometime ago and agreed we would try this summer. But as it turns out, I am now 5 weeks pregnant. I, unlike most women have never been on the pill. No matter how low the dosage, the pills would just make me ill. I have not been educated since I was 15 or 16 or what ever age girls start taking them. I'm a grown woman, in her late 30s, tasked with educating herself to start taking the pill everyday.

Somehow, I failed...

One, I completely forgot to pack my pills for our Christmas Holiday to France. There is no way, in hell or high water I would forget my make-up bag or my 5 pairs of shoes, not counting my running shoes and the stiletto boots I was wearing. But, the pills...










Luckily Super Frenchie's Dr in Paris is also a close friend and easily called in a script for me.

But, I was already clued in to the fact that there might have been a chance I was with child. On the taxi ride home one night after dinner, the air freshener, Raid-bomb or homme-ala-pukalicious, (what ever it was) made me nauseous to the point I wanted to pass out. Luckily for me, this was our one night pass to Brooklyn which made the ride even that more bearable. "Where is the damn Manhattan Bridge?!?!"

I waited for the staff to leave before breaking the news to Super Frenchie. I casually, comfortably sat down in one of his designs (were launching a high-end furniture line). He glances over and says, hello baby bunny, how do you feel? I had been ill for the past two days.
At this point, I don't know how I'm feeling. I'm both elated and nervous. Nauseous but relaxed. Without thinking or rehearsing what I would say, I just blurt out, I might be pregnant. He gives me with a look of confusion, gets up and settles into another chair with a grimace. Why he did this, I don't know, to get closer to me perhaps.

After seconds of hows? and whats? The confusion dissipates he is smiling and he asks to see the pregnancy test. I tell him I threw it away, all three of them to be exact. I have this personality, so I just needed to be sure.

He's so cute, he proceeds to tells me we need to keep it. We need to keep this, he says, this is the most beautiful thing. He's staring at the "plus sign" and still cant believe this is happening to us.


Later that night in the bed, still in a daze of bliss and confusion, staring and holding each other like two teenagers (but, this is our normal state). He kisses me softly on the cheek and thanks me. He gets up and walks out of the room but walks in again...


Thank you bebe for having my bebe!!