Thursday, March 12, 2009

Secret Agent Mom...

OK, so here's another one of my pluses to living in NYC. This quoted from last months issue of NY Mag's Top Reasons We Love NY: "We can choose to be invisible or not". Well, in NYC there are more visibles than not.

But this statement is so true. There are some days, I feel like a million dollars and I want the whole world to share in my joy. I leave the apt with the shiniest "Charles Angel high-gloss, high-bounce hair" and the most perfect ensemble even Anna Wintour couldn't help acknowledge me in the Conde-Nasty elevators one day. Then there are the hat, large sunglasses and the most non-decsript jacket in the closet days.

These days, for some reason, every man on the street stops and stares. According to mommie friends, its the hormones and the extra glow from being preggers. "Plus you're hot, stupid", claimed one friend. What ever it is, I like the extra glow part.

Never did I think I was ever going to become a mommie. Like I said, not until Super French Dude came along. So, I was never into baby showers, baby-anything. As a matter of fact, I dont think I ever attended a baby shower. My Saturday's were usually spent brunching, spaing, shopping and lazily nursing a hang-over from the weeks activites. Plus, none of my girlfriends have babies, want babies or would know what to do if a baby was handed them. So, hence I never knew what was fashionable for babies and mommies.

So, these days, not only myself but SF as well, we catch ourselves peeping out other parents. What strollers they're pushing along through Central Park, what accessories are in the strollers, etc. Because you wouldn't dare be caught in NYC with an inferior stroller. Nuu-uuhhh. We also comment on child discipline. Usually chiming in, "oh our baby is not going to be spoiled like that".

But, more importantly for me, I check out what other fashionable mommies are wearing on the streets of NYC. Oh, you can easily tell who lives in NY and who commutes from the burbs for work. I'm talking about skinny maternity jeans, topped with a cool Alexander McQueen screen tee topped with a fitted yet breathable, open-button red blazer or the super-fit, super classic, yet ever so-elegant cashmere sweater dress with a semi-plunging v-neck. Wait, that's my look.

I love walking down the street and secretly watching other moms to be. I inspect every layer and every piece. Sometimes thinking "inspiration or "uggghh what the hell are you thinking". But, no matter, this is such an unusual activity to be partaking in. It's so new and I know short lived, that I am enjoying every second of it. Because who knows what happens once baby frenchie gets here.

Oh plus # 40 (with excerpt below) on "Why We Love NYC"... Our Pregnant Woman Kick Ass!!




It’s not easy being pregnant in New York. No one offers you a seat on the subway. Everything smells terrible. It’s normal to walk twenty blocks through rain and heat and snow, just like a postman, except nonunion and with the mail sack tied to your abdomen. There’s remarkable pressure to look stylish and put together even when your ankles have swollen up to the size of Murray’s bagels.


Which is why there was something perversely inspiring about the way that, one week before giving birth to Archie Arnett, Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler went out there swinging, her immense belly swaying over the “Weekend Update” desk, performing a wild, aggressive Sarah Palin rap—effortlessly shooting down both a dancing moose and the actual Sarah Palin. Anchor Campbell Brown savaged spin doctors throughout her first trimester, sharpened by fuzz-head hormones that fell other women.

Saint Angelina alighted here for a while; even Ashlee Simpson named her son Bronx Mowgli, which is a lousy name, but let’s take it as a compliment.

But maybe it’s the ordinary pregnant woman in New York who should get our salute. Here’s to you, belly-first lady striding through the heat ripples of August! Try and ignore it when people scream “You’re huge” or “I can tell you’re having a girl, they steal the mother’s beauty.” Take it easy walking down the broken stairs to the F train, and here, have a seat. Just don’t name your child “Roosevelt Island.”

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Whats in a Name?

For the few of you who know I'm Ms Preggers and are wondering and have asked about the title of the blog, here goes:

For those of us who are avid readers of literary greats, many, may or may not know Great Expectations was first serialized in All Year Round (which was an English literary magazine); but mine is more like nine months round.

But, unlike Pip, my expectations with this journey involves more than the sum of four parts; its more like nine. Hence Nine Months Round.

And unlike, Pip, mine isn't about social mobility, guilt, or revenge its just about steering myself happily and safely on this trip.

Lastly, as in the alternative ending to Great Expectations. Mine will be a happy begining as well :)

Friday, February 27, 2009

Regressive Cravings


Eureka, I just realized that everything Ive been craving for are foods I used to love as a child. Tacos, cheeseburgers, sweet and sour plum candy, anpan and mango with salt and chilli. Yumm. All, if not most of these foods I haven't had in over two decades. I guess its true, we always go back to our roots.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Wild Woman


"Some women arent meant to be tamed they just need someone to run wild with”.
Well, I found my someone to run wild with and Im glad he's Baby Frenchie's daddy.


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Dont Cry for Me Argentina!

OK, I don't know what's more exhausting, the natural exhaustion and fatigue associated with pregnancy or crying.

Yes, I was warned that I would become much more emotional, but I didn't expect this. Super Frenchie just laughs at me and thinks its the cutest thing ever because he says it not my personality. And this I know. Well, at least I'm not bitchy or moody; it would be disastrous and fatal if I were moody and bithcy instead. If this were the case I just have to induce myself into hibernation until the baby comes out. Fighting or bitchiness is exhausting, tiring and boring. There's something much more satifying about crying. Its like cleansing.

So I cry. And crying I have down; real glob-size tears, crocodile-size tears, you get it. One day Super Frenchie was cleaning up the room for me and started to put stuff on the bed. I personally don't like anything on the bed. I had asked him not to put anything on the bed - but he dumped the contents of one of my many travel bags on the bed near me so I can sort things for him to organize.

I tried to hold it in - but one of the zip lock bags touched me and I started to bawl... whhhhaaaaaaaaaaa. "I told you, I didn't want anything on the bed" and I just kept crying and crying until I started laughing with him. I cant help it and I don't know what sets it off. Its like a faucet and there's no shortage of the stuff. He laughs and holds me; I think its very endearing.





Another time I was craving for coconut juice. This night I was particularly not in the best of moods. He went down to the local deli and bought me the coconut juice. It wasn't the brand I wanted but to make matters worse it was infused with other flavors. And started to cry as I read aloud "coconut juice with pineapple" I cried, "it says pineapple...pineapple...pineapple". I dont want coconut pineapple...whhhhhhhaaaaaaaa. "Thats all they had bebe", he says, "you have pina colada". That made it worse... I cried til there were no more tears in me. I guess my craving or thrist was stronger then my displeasure with the pineapple part. I drank both cans and gracefully thanked him for going out in the cold to get me some pina-colada.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Fashion Continued


OK, I want to VOMIT - literally and figuratively. I tried looking at the maternity fashions on-line and I wanted to cry and cry and just cry forever. Everything is soooo ugly and cheaply made. Im getting itchy just thinking about it.

Then there are the Pea's In the Pod and all those other supposedly higher-end maternity stores. One word UGLY, UGLY, UGLY (Ok, that was three). Pregnancy doesnt change ones taste or style so Im going to be super depressed if I dont find anything decent to wear. I wish I was in Paris or London shopping for maternity clothes.

Who the hell would wear capris when they're pregnant!??! First of all it's the suburban uniform or as my one girlfriend would say "New Jersey house wife look". They're uflattering no matter what (OK, maybe the pencil denim capri topped with a really cute top). And capris are even uglier when worn pregnant; they make anyone look shorter and just plain blah. I guess, its American fashion for you.
OK, I did some further searching and found a decent site (see pics on left) and Im somewhat happy with regards to fashion again...